Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Jot this down

[Update, Jan 29: I cannot believe my luck. THIS is the post that ends up listed on BlogHer. Figures. Somebody up there must hate me. For (what I believe to be) a much better example of a post please click here, or here or anywhere but here and skip this thing entirely. I beg of you. For the sake of all that is holy, click away. Now.]

Dear Self,

You should start thinking about traveling separately from Kevin because if you both die in a fiery crash together your child will be orphaned and there is no one good enough to replace you. Also, Kevin has smelly burps which he lets loose in the car often enough to be gross so it might be wise to quit traveling with him. Think on it.

1 comment:

  1. Tyson calls burps, "noises from his mouth." On the contrary, he calls farts, "burps from his bottom." That kid always makes me laugh!


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