Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Dear Stupid, er, Etta

Dear Etta James,

Eating poop is gross. I thought everyone knew that but I guess I was wrong. Also, pooping on the stairs is not acceptable behavior. Actually, all pooping inside is frowned upon. Being that you are five and a half years old you should know this by now.

For the record I'd like to take this opportunity to reiterate the disappointment I feel when I wake up in the morning, walk downstairs to greet the day and stumble into the kitchen to find old poop, pee pads and trash everywhere. I know the prednisone makes you super fat and hungry but come on! To accomplish a mess of this magnitude you had to somehow reach the trash bag, rip it open from the bottom, chew through your own dirty pee pads and poop to get to the leftover piece of meat smaller than my pinkie nail that was hiding in the trash.

You. Are. Gross.

The Tall Lady


  1. EWWWWWWW! You have me LOL over here. But I totally understand. My dogs poop and pee inside every time I think they have "outgrown" it. And did i mention that one of them barfed on my bed and comforter *TWICE* last week??? The first time on my new dry-clean-only duvet cover that
    I had bought the day before??? WHAT THE F$#^????


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