Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Oh, Baby Belly!

Okay, I don't think it's a secret to anyone anymore that I am in fact 'with child'. Just this week a few really bright girls at school said "Oh! Are you pregnant or something?" No, Captain Obvious. I've just been stealthily robbing equipment from the labs and carrying it out under my clothes for weeks. To these brilliant young ladies I am telling you now - please don't ever ask to see or hold my baby because I will be forced to slap you in the face and proudly sign my name to the handprint for all to see.

26 weeks (yes it looks bigger from the front)


  1. wait...aren't you in nursing school? And you had classmates, potential nurses, that didn't know you were pregnant?

  2. There are idiots everywhere, dear friend, and I am in the midst of some really, really stupid little girls.

  3. I needed a good laugh. Thank you for that.

  4. Wow. I am glad you didn't delete this. It made me laugh. On the bright side of things, I could have said "Oh wow, you look really fat, but I know you're just pregnant." That would have been even better.

    P.S. I already held your baby, what are you going to do about it?

  5. Oh Lillian. Why didn't we appropriately meet sooner? I can't believe I ever talked about slapping you if you held Avelyn. You can come hold my baby anytime.


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