Sunday, December 14, 2008

Thoughts on the bail out

A Doctors Overview of The Financial Bail-Out Package

All the Allergists voted to scratch the whole deal.
Dermatologists advised everybody to not make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted;
the Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!'
while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the idea was madness.
The Radiologists could see right through it,
and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some assholes in Washington.

Thanks for sending this L! I think we all need a laugh this week.

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